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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity - Egar Allan Poe

Created on 2003-09-26 12:59:29 (#1351209), last updated 2009-06-12

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Name:Warm Heatherette
Birthdate:1975-04-05
Location:San Luis Obispo, Los Angeles, California, United States
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First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

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